Christmas Treat

Back when I had a German radio program, we thought it would be fun to host one of Santa’s elves, for promotional purposes, at my home. He’s been here, ever since, with his exploits moving in right after Thanksgiving and leaving at New Years!

Bartholomew, Santa’s Second Favorite Elf, takes exception to the popularity of the “Elf on the Shelf.” Some harsh realities are revealed.

Tim Kretschmann is the host of Dead On Movie Reviews, Now Streaming, and Dead On the Bases. He is also a columnist on OtherworldlyCulture with the column Universally Loved.